I had to be sheathed @davenportsbar

I had to be sheathed @davenportsbar

Sparky got his trick or treat @barkbox including skull toy and flashing orange ball.

Sparky got his trick or treat @barkbox including skull toy and flashing orange ball.

Me and @KickAssSparky had a hard week. #selfie #dogselfie

Me and @KickAssSparky had a hard week. #selfie #dogselfie

From stage #selfie - talent managing @chicagocabaret #gala

From stage #selfie - talent managing @chicagocabaret #gala

Check out new #andersonville spot Summerdale! Bologna sandwich!

Check out new #andersonville spot Summerdale! Bologna sandwich!

Vacation planning starts with taking worlds worst passport photo.

Vacation planning starts with taking worlds worst passport photo.

One pre-wedding #selfie - dangerously driving around Chgo with Saturn full of balloons.

One pre-wedding #selfie - dangerously driving around Chgo with Saturn full of balloons.

The weekend is finally here! Time to get Patrick & Eric hitched tomorrow!

The weekend is finally here! Time to get Patrick & Eric hitched tomorrow!

Great shot from boys weekend. Wish @thedonmichel was in the pic too

Great shot from boys weekend. Wish @thedonmichel was in the pic too

Thank you khakis for providing some average office fashion for years. A ripped crotch means its time to part ways. #RIP #GapKhakis 2009 - 2014.

Thank you khakis for providing some average office fashion for years. A ripped crotch means its time to part ways. #RIP #GapKhakis 2009 - 2014.